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Funny English Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher : How old is your dad.
Student : He is as old as I am.
Teacher :How is it possible?
Student :Because he became a dad only after I was born.
Teacher : John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"Teacher : No, that's wrong
Student : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: Which is your native place?
Student: Maharashtra m'aam.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Student: Actually my native place is goa.

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.Teacher : What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

Student: I have the lack of money that�s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That�s why.

Funny Hindi Teacher Student Jokes- 

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Student:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha
1 Student ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd Student pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?
1st bachhe ne kaha-
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�SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai"
student always rocks!!!