Funny marriage Jokes, Marriage SMS, Funny Marriage Messages, Hindi Marriage Jokes

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.


LADKI Ki shadi mai uska purana
BOYFREND b aaya tha.sabi nepucha kya ap hi DULHA ho?
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Boy- Nahi me to semi-final me out ho gya tha..
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FINAL Dekhne aaya hu. B-) 


DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".


 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.