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Funny Poem On Kejaribal based on Kumar Vishwash's Koi Deewana Kahta hai.

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Funny Shayaris..

Killer shayaris....... Using ur brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited.. 1) Na jaan Na pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman .... 2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber.... 3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari, Dial 139 for railway .... enquiry.. 4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf, The number you are trying is currently switched off .. 5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo, Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.. 6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak, Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK .. 7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu... Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan... 9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska g...

Funny SMS

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Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

pyari bahna milti rahna...

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna, Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna�

park se churaya hai tumhe.....

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Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe�.!!!

shimla jane ko ji chahta hai.....

Arz Hai� Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai�

Na Ishq kar mere yar...

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai �

barsat me ladka padhne aaya hai....

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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai�

kan ke niche denge aur rone nahi denge...

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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ��, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge�

dosti ko badnam na hone denge...

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Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge�

mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai.....

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Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai�

miss call to karti hai phone nahi karti...

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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phone nahi karta�

Pyar 1 Bimari.....

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti�