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There was a boy. There was a girl. Both are frustrated with failures in life. One day they decided 2 attempt suicide... Both meet each other at this point of life. They spend time with each other. Enjoy life at fullest possible way. Fall in love with each other. Decide to quite plan of Suicide! Moral of the Story: No point in watching "Anjaana Anjaani" after reading this message.  

Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi... Jeeto: Koun is film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zar...

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho�! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu� Dost me aap jaisa� Nalayak koi nahi!