Hindi Funny Teacher Student Jokes, English Teacher Student Jokes
Funny English Teacher Student Jokes Teacher : How old is your dad. Student : He is as old as I am. Teacher :How is it possible? Student :Because he became a dad only after I was born. Teacher : John, how do you spell "crocodile"? Student : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher : No, that's wrong Student : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Teacher: Which is your native place? Student: Maharashtra m'aam. Teacher: Can you spell it? Student: Actually my native place is goa. Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher : Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign. Teacher : What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose? Student: Money. Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money? Stud...