Engagement Jokes, After Engagement vs After Wedding, Engagement Joke

Engagement Ke Baad aur Pehle (After Engagement vs After Wedding)

Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me
kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
 

To Know After Wedding- Ab MESSAGE NICHE SE UPAR PADHO!

Engagement Jokes

Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement:
�What does he do? Does he have any money?�
Daughter: �You men are all alike. That�s the first thing he asked me about you!�