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Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind- Is she Really Pretty than Me ???) . Boy : Ya She is...!! (Boy Thinks in mind.... But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know) . Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn't) . . Boy : Sure She is.... (But she is nothing compared to you) . . Girl : Well I Hope...You both last... (We never did) . . Boy : I Hope you do too.... (What Happened to You & Me...???) . . Girl : Well...I gotta go.... (Before i start Cry) . . Boy : Ya me too... (I Hope you don't Cry) . Girl : Bye.... (I Still Love you & Miss you) . Boy : See you Later.. (I Will Never stop Loving you....Never Ever) . "Love" is always "Beautiful" when its True....!!

Funny English Teacher Student Jokes Teacher : How old is your dad. Student : He is as old as I am. Teacher :How is it possible? Student :Because he became a dad only after I was born. Teacher : John, how do you spell "crocodile"? Student : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher : No, that's wrong Student : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Teacher: Which is your native place? Student: Maharashtra m'aam. Teacher: Can you spell it? Student: Actually my native place is goa. Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher : Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign. Teacher : What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose? Student: Money. Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money? Stud

Hindi Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes Girlfriend- Sunday 1st show ke BALCONY ke CORNER wale 2 ticket book kar k Rakhna... Boyfriend- CORNER wala ticket na mile toh. Girlfriend- TOh PICTURE dekhenge.... ;) :D Girlfriend To Boyfriend � Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho �Kya Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karoge�. Boyfriend � Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling. Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya. Uske Paas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,�Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho� Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya. . . Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Ki Khatm Ho

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai. Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi. LADKI Ki shadi mai uska purana BOYFREND b aaya tha.sabi nepucha kya ap hi DULHA ho? . . . . . Boy- Nahi me to semi-final me out ho gya tha.. . . FINAL Dekhne aaya hu. B-)  DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai? DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai" aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.   

Engagement Ke Baad aur Pehle (After Engagement vs After Wedding) Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me kabse intejar kar rha tha. Girl: To me jau? B: Nahi bilkul nahi. G: Do u luv me? B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga. G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge? B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau. G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge? B: Yes, why not.. G: Tum muje maroge? B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu. G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu? B: yes. G: Oh darling!   To Know After Wedding- Ab MESSAGE NICHE SE UPAR PADHO! Engagement Jokes Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement: �What does he do? Does he have any money?� Daughter: �You men are all alike. That�s the first thing he asked me about you!�