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Good Night Hindi Shayari Biography

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Bus stop pe ek ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi

tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole

Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de

Ladki - Papa mein hun.......Rofl

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya

Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai

kutiya boli chup raho kamino

papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...Tongue

Boy- I want to Hiddenswear u

Girl- Tamij se baat karo

Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda

mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....Huh

Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal

Jaara gaur pharmayega

wah wah........

sun to le bhai

jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal

bo hain jhaant ke baal

Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi

Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai

Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do Tongue

Santa kissed his girlfriend in park

GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo

Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I am married

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06-12-2012, 11:56 PM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2012 02:08 PM by AbhishekSri.)

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hahaha nice jokes.

get some more Big Grin

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.

Bhikhari ; kuch de do.

Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.

Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de do.

Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.

kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha

ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai laudazameen ka

mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper dekha aur bola:

'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,

KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'

sardar -murga kaise diye

murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.

sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?

murgawala -isko aids hai.

sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai

ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai

tab hizda bolta hai manager se

ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?

Banta: Bra Panties.

Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.

Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

Teacher: What is your caste?

Student: Pehle hum Singh they,

Phir Rajput hue,

Phir Sharma ho gaye,

Abhi hai Darzi?. Aaage Mummy ki marzi