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After engagement! 
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r committed now!   
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
if i am on diet,that doesn't mean that i cant look at MENU . .

Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more...



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